Why do people assume that anything small, furry, with beady eyes and a tail must be a rat?
"Shave a squirrel's tail and you have a rat." No, you have a very peeved squirrel. And shortly you will probably be missing most of your face.
Not that I have anything against rats. I think they're quite wonderful and make good pets. (Pause for the groans and squeals of anguish to die down.) I do have a problem with people labeling the entire rodent family as rat=vermin=gross=carrier of pestilence=deserves to be destroyed.
In case you haven't guessed, I'm for live trapping and releasing creatures when they're where they don't belong.
"Shave a squirrel's tail and you have a rat." No, you have a very peeved squirrel. And shortly you will probably be missing most of your face.
Not that I have anything against rats. I think they're quite wonderful and make good pets. (Pause for the groans and squeals of anguish to die down.) I do have a problem with people labeling the entire rodent family as rat=vermin=gross=carrier of pestilence=deserves to be destroyed.
In case you haven't guessed, I'm for live trapping and releasing creatures when they're where they don't belong.
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Which gives me an excuse for this (joke?).
Sign, on a gorilla:
"WARNING! ATTEMPTS TO DRY CLEAN THIS GORILLA MAY RESULT IN SEVERE INJURY - TO YOU, FROM AN ENRAGED GORILLA."
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