Mom, I just want to let you know that you are a terrible, awful tease. I think it must run in the family. On both sides.
Oh, yes, my readers, Mary is disgusted at the thought of kissing. One might understand if it was the thought of possibly tasting the other person or getting their spit in her mouth, but that's not it. I mean, she has bitten people in the past. (No. Really.) Just kissing is mushy and vile.
Maybe she'll grow out of it. ... Eventually.
Oh, yes, my readers, Mary is disgusted at the thought of kissing. One might understand if it was the thought of possibly tasting the other person or getting their spit in her mouth, but that's not it. I mean, she has bitten people in the past. (No. Really.) Just kissing is mushy and vile.
Maybe she'll grow out of it. ... Eventually.
5 comments:
Kissing can be quite enjoyable. ^^
Unless you have a partner with poor oral hygiene. I've a female friend who doesn't kiss anymore because a boyfriend of hers refused to go see the dentist and had multiple cavities. And insisted on kissing.
And now that I've turned you off of kissing ever, my job here as honorary big brother is complete. =^-^=
I dated a girl with similar prejudices in high school. I rehabilitated her.
;-)
@Robert: Uh... thanks?
@Tenacious-k: I think that may count as too much info.
lol
I like the way you drew his eyes. He looks really cute.
@Journo: Thanks. ^_^ He is cute.
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